Matt Books

Matt Books is a frequent guest on KnoxKast Radio. He appears so frequently on the show, that one could argue that his role is more like that of a co-host.

Role On Show
Matt Books plays the role of a frequent guest on KnoxKast Radio. He was introduced in episode 8 as a friend of host Jason Steele's from Full Sail. Matt often makes lewd jokes, which Jason meets with uncomfortable laughter and a remark about having to edit the episode. Given co-host Robert Benfer's unfortunate tendency to refer to Matt as "Matt Brooks," Matt and Robert often have disputes on the air. Matt is famous for his angry and violent nature, as his classmate Larry was revealed to have made a documentary entitled something along the lines of "The Anger of Books". He was revealed to be a homicidal cannibal in episode 30, in which he killed many people who were camping in front of a Wal-Mart waiting for the release of the Nintendo Wii, and cut them into steaks. A running gag throughout many episodes was that Matt himself was running for president, or as he would say, "Future leader of the world!" To make the joke last, Jason would act as though Matt had his vote due to a presumed bribe. Matt would also single Robert out by committing his campaign to the complete destruction of Robert and his fan base.

Effects During Show
One of Matt's most significant contributions to the show was his song, "Pony Rape," which he improvised in episode 53. It is a country/Willy Wonka-style song, in which he sings about raping ponies. The lyrics are as follows:

Improvised country: I'm ridin' in the west and I got it on my mind I'm lookin' for a pony rape that I can find Lookin' for a pony I can take on a date Lookin' for a pony that I can rape O, pony! O, pony, when you mad, don't you bite You almost gave me quite a fright O, pony!

Willy Wonka Style (to the tune of Pure Imagination): I find (bleeped) I have (bleeped, presumably "sex") With four-legged little pony creatures Try to run It's so fun When you scream and cry and shout and kick me You can't hide From my eyes I will find you O, I'll find you

The song, though it left Jason devastated, became a hit among KnoxKast listeners. As a result of the song, episode 53 was entitled, "Rated R for Pony Rape".